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meetingboy:

I know some people love Halloween, but can we keep it out of the office? This is not to say that you can’t go out and have all the drunken, slutty, costumed fun you want with your friends after hours— I just don’t want to deal with it at work. Remember, we’re not friends— I’m just barely…

meetingboy:

There’s always an enthusiasm and creativity gap at the office Halloween party. Some people go way over the top, and others phone it in. Two years ago one of the managers criticized people who didn’t put much effort into costumes. Really. Where in our job descriptions does it say we have to have good costumes? “Oh, I see here that you have an engineering degree from MIT, but what was your costume last year?

I asked this question of the yourstupidadvice team, and they came up with a great new costume for me, one which accurately depicts my rage at my coworkers, and may have the desired effect of keeping them away. Read their answer here.