If you’re as confused as I am about all this fiscal cliff stuff, I made this picture to help explain it.
get off of there cats! you are not producers. you do not need to discuss the budget of an upcoming video shoot. besides adding nap time to the schedule and catnip to the craft services is never going to work.
Yep. Those are my very helpful coworkers Rudie and Sid.
get out of there cat. you’re not being fair in this hide and seek game, nor do I want you hair all over my nice clean clothes.
Best ever
Hi! This is me! I’m a giant M&M Please don’t be frightened. I’m a friendly, giant M&M. See how I wave and smile? Sure, I’m not likely to melt in your mouth OR your hand. I’m not even likely to *fit* in your mouth or your hand. But still, I’m just a giant piece of candy coated kindness. And, I like to dress up all year long in seasonal costumes. This makes me less scary and more likable. I hope.
This guy scares me. Just a bit.
yhf:
(source: thetardis)
- The Developer
- 4th regeneration
- Black suede jacket
- I’m not doing this part, because I had to answer a question my ex-wife asked about the kids, and fuck that noise: eight years was long enough.
- “Gravitas.”
- The Secretary
- 9th regeneration
- Black Hoodie
- Tinman
- Copiously
(Is that even a real word!?!)
- The Tester
- 2nd regeneration
- Brown Leather 3/4 trenchcoat
- Caprice Crane
- Onomatopoeia
1. The Producer
2. 9th regeneration
3. old flannel shirt
4. My awesome friend Kyle Newman (@HelloNnnewman)
5. Activities!
I know some people love Halloween, but can we keep it out of the office? This is not to say that you can’t go out and have all the drunken, slutty, costumed fun you want with your friends after hours— I just don’t want to deal with it at work. Remember, we’re not friends— I’m just barely…
There’s always an enthusiasm and creativity gap at the office Halloween party. Some people go way over the top, and others phone it in. Two years ago one of the managers criticized people who didn’t put much effort into costumes. Really. Where in our job descriptions does it say we have to have good costumes? “Oh, I see here that you have an engineering degree from MIT, but what was your costume last year?
I asked this question of the yourstupidadvice team, and they came up with a great new costume for me, one which accurately depicts my rage at my coworkers, and may have the desired effect of keeping them away. Read their answer here.
